Help me

Man, I am sitting in the coffee shop at school and they are playing a Decemberists song. I haven't listened to them in a long time and I sort of forgot about them for a few months. But now I just remembered how excellent they are. They...they're just so good. Speaking of good, I think I love Barack Obama. I mean, it's different than other politicians that I like. There are other leaders that I really like and respect and I like to see them on television. But...I FUCKING LOVE Barack Obama. I...I want to give him gifts and stuff. I want to invite him over for dinner. I think he's handsome. I may need to seek help.